me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
caputdraconis: most-things-except-meat-in-a-can: is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK #and bigger than ever
I'm on the verge of tears guys.
welcometogeektown: WHERE IS DAVID TENNANT
amygloriouspond: They said DW will be there so IT WILL BE THERE or else
1victor: DOCTOR PLEASE COME OUT THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE DOCTOR, PLEASE
Rest of the country: YES. GREAT BRITAIN. IM SO PROUD.
Queen: oh look at that, some dirt in my nails..
scaredpotter: so which athletes do we ship
republicansforvoldemort: good thing they didn’t let seamus finnigan carry the torch he would have set london on fire
robertdowneyjr: your majesty your majesties your royal highness distinguished guests ladies and gentlemen peasants
vampiricangel: I only came on Tumblr to see whats happening. suddenly I became an Olympics blog.
moriarteapot: “The Queen looks on - proudly I’m sure.”
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
Facebook: not a single status about the olympics
Tumblr: literally nothing but the olympics
They should just start making up fake countries to...
camelotgirl92: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “AND HERE COMES THE ATHLETES OF MORDOR…”
I'm genuinely worried for Tumblr's existence if...
jollyhose: STAY SAFE MY PEOPLE!!
ithinkwehaveashadow: hawthorny: tumblr was once a peaceful website but everything changed when the british nation attacked only david tennant master of tumblr could calm them down but when the fandom needed him most he vanished
tv: kenneth branagh, five-times oscar nominee
me: and five-times winner of witch weekly's most-charming-smile-award
astoldbyblondie: i just find it hilarious that the world’s largest group of non-athletic people are so invested in the olympics
callmenoodlearms: moment of silence for all the people who were trapped in the drawings of a 12 year old girl today
mrslovettspieshop: hortonhearsadoctorwho: I’m so confused by Britian right now. It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head. Basically.
suntoobrightinherlosingeyes: I don’t think tumblr has been this united since Pottermore
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
heysammy: The United Republic of Tumblr was invited as well, but they were offended by something and declined.
and MADAGASCAR NATIONAL ANTHEM IS:
silliestlovesongs: da da da da da AFRO da da da da CIRCUS
sirtennant: Other than the TARDIS noise, they’re being awfully quiet about Doctor Who. TOO QUIET.
the queen: now you're just some country that i used to own
Britain, you don’t understand… You had already won forever because you had The Lord of The Rings and Harry Potter, we were not questioning your power.